Who we are

We are an elite group of cyber warriors dedicated to protecting the innocent and defending the ether.

What we did

Founded in 2017, we became Cyberpatriots. In the contest to save Missouri, we took home gold.
But that wasn't enough to end cyber crime. We took our talents internationally, saving the Internet of Things at the highest competitive level.

What we do

After defeating cyber crime once and for all, we disbanded...is what those who prey on the weak wish we did.
Through our state-of-the-art Integrated Mass Ecosystem Service Spanning Across Global Economies, or iMessage system, we are able to communicate effectively, efficiently, and erratically. Gotham, nay, the world needs us.