As the Chief One-Piece Officer, A D. Patro knocks out all with his conqueror's haki, although some experts(haters imo) contend that it's his stench.

As the Chief Footbol Officer, similar to many 7 year olds across the world, Ali's loyalty and heart lie with Ronaldo.

As the Chief Rizz Officer, this was written ironically about Dean.

As the Chief Creepy Officer, Dhruv is a shady, shadowy man; his stare makes me uncomfortable.

As the Chief International Officer, Joe doesn't speak English. Don't talk to him he gets nervous.

As the Chief Looksmaxxing Officer, Kesava boasts a slight-positive canthal tilt and straight full anteface. His high-set zygomatic bones contrast his hunter eyes (darktriadmaxxed).

As the Chief Alpha Officer, Praveen runs the pack. Praveen always eats first.

As the Chief Non-Incel Officer, Sid is too good looking and charismatic to be an incel. He will never be a true incel, no matter how hard he tries.

As the Chief Bot Officer, the Shane Brain is a neural net with 0 hidden layers. On weekends, he goes to the tesla factory where they plug into the Sh(brain) to train their FSD.

As the Chief Perfect Officer, Skyler is perfection. His mere existance inspires all to strive towards greater heights. And yes ladies, he is single(shockingly).

As the Chief Executive Officer, Sri is the founder of the Halckers. Unfortunately, we don't respect him because no woman has ever been within 100 meters of him.

As the Chief South-Indian Officer, the Indian Halckers recognize him as South Indian(NOT NORTH) despite his Egyptian heritage.