Team
As the Chief One-Piece Officer, A D. Patro knocks out all with his conqueror's haki, although some experts(haters imo) contend that it's his stench.
Adi
COO
As the Chief Footbol Officer, similar to many 7 year olds across the world, Ali's loyalty and heart lie with Ronaldo.
Ali
CFO
As the Chief Rizz Officer, this was written ironically about Dean. Edit: Darn he got a Girlfriend now. Kinda selfish of him to ruin the joke.
Dean
CRO
As the Chief Creepy Officer, Dhruv is a shady, shadowy man.
Dhruv
CCO
As the Chief International Officer, Joe is an international student and struggling to learn English.
Joe
CIO
As the Chief Looksmaxxing Officer, Kesava boasts a slight-positive canthal tilt and straight full anteface. His high-set zygomatic bones contrast his hunter eyes (darktriadmaxxed).
Kesava
CLO
As the Chief Alpha Officer, Praveen runs the pack.
Praveen
CAO
As the Chief Non-Incel Officer, Sid is too good looking and charismatic to be an incel. He will never be a true incel, no matter how hard he tries.
Sid
CNO
As the Chief Bot Officer, the Shane Brain runs on the world's most advanced Neural Net. His computer vision is what Tesla strives to acheive. CAVEAT: his runtime is Rayo(N).
Shane
CBO
As the Chief Perfect Officer, Skyler is the pinnacle of life. His mere existance inspires all to strive towards greater heights. And yes ladies, he is single(shockingly).
Skyler
CPO
As the Chief Executive Officer, Sri is the founder of the Halckers. Unfortunately, we don't respect him because no woman has ever been within 100 meters of him.
Sri
CEO
As the Chief South-Indian Officer, the Indian Halckers accept him as South Indian(NOT NORTH) despite his Egyptian heritage.
Yusuf
CSO